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oben: Bayerische Milchkönigin 2022/23 Veronika Gschoßmann
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All of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/karte_der_s-bahn_münchen.png</image:loc><image:title>karte_der_s-bahn_münchen</image:title><image:caption>Feldkirchen is just east of Riem, and a long stretch of nothing between the two points.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Signal</image:title><image:caption>Germany has many dead zones for a developed country.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/1035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1035</image:title><image:caption>Gray is normal, light pink is a delay of 5-30 minutes, red is a delay of 30 minutes or more, or delays on both legs of the commute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/628_simbach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An Oldie but a Goodie</image:title><image:caption>One of the old diesel Iron horses still in use in Bavaria.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-20T20:32:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2018/01/21/german-mega-projects-play-like-greek-theater-nf-f/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/stuttgarthauptbahnhofbaugrube_2012-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StuttgartHauptbahnhofBaugrube_2012-08</image:title><image:caption>The fence should be used to lock up those who planned, executed and built these boondoggles. Keep it simple. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ber_luftaufnahme_2-2158900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ber_luftaufnahme_2.jpg.2158900</image:title><image:caption>Berlin's new airport, BER, is still very much a work in progress. If money and time make for great things, this construction site will become a member of the "Seven Wonders of the Modern World", eventually. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/elphi-interior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elphi interior</image:title><image:caption>The interior of the Elphi, with a 'vineyard' arrangement. It boasts some of the most precise acoustics in the world. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/charybdis-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charybdis-2</image:title><image:caption>The whirlpool making Charybdis, who along with Scylla, made the Straits of Messina a most dangerous place for Odysseus. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/elbphilharmonie_illumination_svensson_31423763713.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elbphilharmonie_Illumination_svensson_31423763713</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/greek-tragedians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greek Tragedians</image:title><image:caption>The three earliest tragedians of the Western world. Photo: SlidePlayer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/made-in-germany.jpg</image:loc><image:title>made in germany</image:title><image:caption>Villeroy &amp; Boch is a porcelain manufacturer based in Mettlach. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-28T06:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2018/01/07/munich-caught-between-two-stools-modern-and-traditional-nf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/josephsplatz-2016-2207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Josephsplatz 2016-2207</image:title><image:caption>The old cherry trees were replaced by linden trees. Linden trees help suck up carbon-dioxide. Photo: Süddeutsche.de</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/media-media-bb319431-fe79-422d-a229-f1e125e3b2e1-original1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>media.media.bb319431-fe79-422d-a229-f1e125e3b2e1.original1024</image:title><image:caption>A modern park now sits between two neo-Barogue bookends. Photo: Süddeutsche.de</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/josephsplatz_mc3bcnchen_maxvorstadt_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Josephsplatz_München_Maxvorstadt_1</image:title><image:caption>Josephsplatz in its wilder more harmonic days. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/940x528.jpg</image:loc><image:title>940x528</image:title><image:caption>Stalinist architecture invades Schwabing. Photo: Sparkasse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/media-media-07fd5c14-5ff1-461c-9c65-a2bc18d518f5-original1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>media.media.07fd5c14-5ff1-461c-9c65-a2bc18d518f5.original1024</image:title><image:caption>Constructivist architecture kills the spirit of Elisabethplatz. Photo: Sparkasse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/elisabethmarkt_wintergarten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elisabethmarkt_Wintergarten</image:title><image:caption>A beer garden without any tourists, only a few minutes north of the city center. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/gesamtansicht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gesamtansicht</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/elisabethmarkt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elisabethmarkt.jpg</image:title><image:caption>The old style of Elisabethplatz is an oasis. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/urn-newsml-dpa-com-20090101-170329-99-857433-large-4-3-jpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>urn-newsml-dpa-com-20090101-170329-99-857433-large-4-3-jpg</image:title><image:caption>Traffic has gone from being a nuisance to becoming a real problem. Photo: dpa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/wohnung-immobilien-wohnungsbesichtigung-warteschlangewohnung.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wohnung-immobilien-wohnungsbesichtigung-warteschlangewohnung</image:title><image:caption>Waiting to get in to see an apartment in the center of the city.  Photo: Süddeutsche.de </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-08T06:35:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/10/18/youre-shitting-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toilet-instructions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilet instructions</image:title><image:caption>Toiletbrushuseinstructions. ( L to R) Completely wrong. Wrong. Almost correct. Correct.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-27T20:02:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/10/29/germans-and-bavarians-love-a-little-chaos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lidl-cashier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lidl Cashier</image:title><image:caption>No fun here!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/800px-park_nymphenburg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nymphenburg</image:title><image:caption>Nymphenburg Palace, Munich, Bavaria, not a stone out of place. Not one single stone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chaosgermanstyle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chaos, German Style</image:title><image:caption>The Germans invented the paperclip, or at least were smart enough to patent it. 'Wer schreibt der bleibt'. He (who) writes remains.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-07T09:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2015/01/02/the-saxons-are-coming-run-for-the-alps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sorbs_national-costume1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sorbs National Costume</image:title><image:caption>These costumes are from an indigenous minority near Dresden, the Sorbs. Never heard of them? Neither have most Germans and as for the Bavarians, they'd like to keep it that way. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dresden-sachsen-tracht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dresden Saxon Costume</image:title><image:caption>This picture sums up succinctly how the Bavarians feel about the Saxons from Dresden. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bergparademarienbergdez2005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bergparade Marienberg Dec 2005</image:title><image:caption>The Saxons are coming! Miners from the coal mines. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/800px-postplatz_in_dresden_im_winter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Postplatz in Dresden in Winter</image:title><image:caption>One of the nicer areas of Dresden. Nothing can compare to it here in Munich. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-07T09:04:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2015/01/18/a-few-words-in-german-i-stay-away-from-and-so-should-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/blue-mosque-sultan-ahmet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue-mosque-sultan-ahmet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/badshahi_mosque_july_1_2005_pic32_by_ali_imran_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Badshahi Mosque, Lahore, Pakistan</image:title><image:caption>Badshahi Mosque, Lahore, Pakistan. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/guinness_cat_6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Big Pussycat</image:title><image:caption>The one on the right has it, the one on the left doesn't. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-06T09:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2016/03/06/cheeseburgers-in-paradise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bacon-cheeseburger-1100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon-cheeseburger-1100</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cheeseburger.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Cheeseburger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/der_perser_zutaten3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Der_Perser_Zutaten3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/porterhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porterhouse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/guys-eating-huge-burgers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE WORLD'S LARGEST BURGER, DENNY'S BEER BARREL PUB, CLEARFIELD, PENNSYLVANIA, AMERICA - 01 JUN 2004</image:title><image:caption>*** Local Caption *** 3 students who traveled 9 hours to get to Denny's eating one of The Worlds Biggest Burger weighing in at over 10 pounds and a couple of 2 Pounders</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wolf-das-beste-nuernberg_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wolf-das-beste-nuernberg_01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-06T09:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2015/01/25/a-short-list-on-how-to-integrate-into-bavarian-culture-for-beginners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/weisswurst-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weisswurst</image:title><image:caption>Do not attempt to eat these sausages with metal utensils if you entertain any hopes of becoming a Bavarian! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pegida_dresden_demo_12_jan_2015_115724082.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PEGIDA</image:title><image:caption>Germans are asking themselves even, what is a German? The Bavarians have no such crisis of themselves. Photo: Wikpedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/munich_-_bicycles_in_front_of_odeonsplatz_feldherrnhalle_-_5045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munich Bikes</image:title><image:caption>Munich is continuing to make the inner city more bike friendly, much to the chagrin of Mr. Mercedes and Ms. BMW!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bavarians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bavarians</image:title><image:caption>I understand COMPLETELY why she appears bored, but as for him? WTF?  Photo: Wikpedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/81kj0ipqgcl-_sy355_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog in Lederhosen</image:title><image:caption>Girls in Munich dig dogs and Lederhosen, therefore they must really dig dogs IN Lederhosen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-28T20:35:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2015/02/04/germans-are-bad-actors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tragic_comic_masks_-_roman_mosaic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tragic and Comic Masks</image:title><image:caption>Germany would have you believe that Greece is nothing but a tragedy. The people seem to understand that there must be certain sacrifices for the European Union to work. Photo: LaptopsandLederhosen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/munich_times_22_06_26_50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dikefale</image:title><image:caption>The two-headed monsters (next to the FC Bayern flag!) is a symbol of Dikefale, which has teams in both Athens and Thessaloniki. Comedy and tragedy. Photo: LaptopsandLederhosen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/munich_times_22_06_26_05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Germany and Greece</image:title><image:caption>Germany and Greece are much closer than most people know. They always sit next to each other due to their alphabetical similarities. Photo: LaptopsandLederhosen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-06T08:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2015/03/10/spring-is-here-this-is-not-a-good-thing-for-germans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/snow-daffodil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow daffodil</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tulip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tulip</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-06T08:37:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/htc-one-806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HTC One 806</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_5732.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5732</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hacker-zelt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oktoberfest 2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bmw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BMW startet Produktion i3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-05T22:29:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/hire-me/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-05T22:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/12/19/twas-the-global-warmed-weekend-before-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/htc-one-021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winter Wonderland</image:title><image:caption>Is this even possible anymore around Christmas? Photo: Laptops and Lederhosen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/htc-one-184.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frozen Nymphenburg Canal</image:title><image:caption>Christmas the way it used to be in Munich. Photo: Laptops and Lederhosen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-25T19:46:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2015/01/11/my-french-connection-paris-sexy-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/moulin_rouge_1900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moulin Rouge 1900</image:title><image:caption>Moulin Rouge 1900. I'm not sure why but there must've been something better about naked boobies in a club like this at that time. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/marais-falafel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Falafel in Marais</image:title><image:caption>The foie gras of fried chickpeas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rally-for-solidarity-with-the-french-in-munich1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rally for solidarity with the French in Munich</image:title><image:caption>Rally for solidarity with the French in Munich. Photo: MunichFOTO-Jeff Ely</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/rally-for-solidarity-with-the-french-in-munich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rally for solidarity with the French in Munich</image:title><image:caption>Rally for solidarity with the French in Munich. Photo: MunichFOTO, Jeff Ely</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1280px-eugc3a8ne_delacroix_-_la_libertc3a9_guidant_le_peuple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1280px-Eugène_Delacroix_-_La_liberté_guidant_le_peuple</image:title><image:caption>Marianne. Photo: Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T09:42:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/12/14/christmas-charity-and-sunday-sidewalk-steals-munich-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/imag1328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Shelf.</image:title><image:caption>New shelf. This shelf fits perfectly in our little nook. Our daughter believes it's a place to keep her cars and trains, and so there you go. Photo: Laptops and Lederhosen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/imag1326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Free shoes.</image:title><image:caption>Free shoes. Does anybody actually wear shoes formed by somebody else's feet who is not blood related? Photo: Laptops and Lederhosen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/imag1324.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The TV stand.</image:title><image:caption>The TV stand. I wanted to take a picture of the TV on the TV stand, but in the eight minutes I was away to fetch the stand, the TV was gone.If you look closely, you might be able to see exactly where on the stand the TV had spent much of its existence. Photo: Laptops and Lederhosen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/imag1322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The TV stand.</image:title><image:caption>The TV stand. Photo: Laptops and Lederhosen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T09:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/12/04/a-christmas-wish-list-to-the-chancellor-of-germany-from-ingo-fuchs-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/windmill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Father and son on a wind farm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/218889221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merkel besucht Integrationsprojekte in Hamburg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/44241891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weihnachtliche Wachsfigur von Angela Merkel in Berlin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/22354337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young mother sitting at desk using phone while son sits on lap, holding sword</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-04T21:06:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/12/01/a-birthday-bash-to-forget/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/900x900px-ll-432bfb07_modulescopperminealbumsuserpics535793germany_birthday_cake.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Birthday Cake German Style</image:title><image:caption>An atypical birthday cake for an atypical story. Photo: www.cakechooser.com/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/siemens_mc3bcnchen_martinstr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Siemens München</image:title><image:caption>It often seems as if 50% of Munich works at Siemens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/6a00e54f98549c88340115709b3e58970b-640wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Garden Dusk</image:title><image:caption>Where we met Jim, and heard his story...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T12:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/10/05/a-cold-harsh-economic-winter-for-germany-is-on-the-horizon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/winter-is-coming-game-of-thrones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winter is coming, Game of Thrones</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/480px-germanyhyperchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Germany's hyperinflation of the Weimar Republic always lurks beyond the surface </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T22:16:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/11/05/germany-and-europe-to-blame-for-dems-midterm-shellacking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/677px-msc2012_20120204_408_clinton_hillary_frank_plitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hillary Clinton</image:title><image:caption>Waiting in the wings, or maybe not. Germany may be the key.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/barack_obama_addresses_lulac_7-8-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barack_Obama_addresses_LULAC_7-8-08</image:title><image:caption>There's little doubt that the United States and the world will have to endure two more years of fruitless government from Obama and Congress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/president_barack_obama_with_the_nobel_prize_medal_and_diploma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>President_Barack_Obama_with_the_Nobel_Prize_medal_and_diploma</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20131011153017nobel_prize.png</image:loc><image:title>Obama Nobel Prize</image:title><image:caption>Obama with his Nobel Peace Prize in 2009. No grey hair, yet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/obama_and_merkel_at_the_brandenburg_gate_2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama_and_Merkel_at_the_Brandenburg_Gate,_2013</image:title><image:caption>Obama and Merkel in happier times.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-07T22:11:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/11/02/munichs-gentrification-revitalization-and-greening-leave-urbanophiles-feeling-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/didgeridoo_street_player-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Didgeridoo</image:title><image:caption>In ten years in Munich I've seen one person playing the didgeridoo. He's local. I know him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/munich_-_trash_bin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trash overflowing!</image:title><image:caption>Trash overflowing! After a long weekend, a few articles of trash found their way to the ground. It was all picked up by lunchtime the next day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/graffiti_muenchen_botanischer_garten_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Graffiti_Muenchen_Botanischer_Garten_4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1280px-brunnen_am_harras_muenchen-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Am Harras</image:title><image:caption>The new fountain at am Harras. Drivers complain incessantly that am Harras is a royal pain to drive through today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/800px-s-bahn_haltestelle_olympiastadion_mc3bcnchen_graffiti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympia Stadion</image:title><image:caption>Some real graffiti at the S-bahn station Olympia Stadion. The S-bahn station is no longer used. So there you go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/736px-elisabethmarkt_muenchen_graffiti_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munich Graffiti</image:title><image:caption>Graffiti, Munich style. Probably commissioned by the city. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-02T23:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/10/28/a-german-doctors-orders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/800px-cascari1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>German Prostitute</image:title><image:caption>Anything goes in Germany (nearly) when it comes to sex! Photo: wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T20:42:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/10/27/my-first-three-sentences-in-german-unrelated-to-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>German compound word</image:title><image:caption>German words can confuse and confound, yet be so logical</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mt230-gdcom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>German House Rules Photo: Germandeli.com</image:title><image:caption>German House Rules Photo: Germandeli.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T20:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/10/03/germans-love-a-day-off-even-if-the-reasons-behind-it-are-uninspiring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/2germs.gif</image:loc><image:title>2 Germanies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/flag_of_germany_unoff.png</image:loc><image:title>Flag_of_Germany</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T21:21:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/09/30/germanys-law-banning-incest-may-be-changed-or-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kissing_cousins_filmposter.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kissing Cousins Film Poster Photo: Wikipedia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-30T22:22:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/08/12/germany-still-has-a-wall-that-divides/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-13T21:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/07/30/russian-humor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/putin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Putin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T22:11:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/01/29/munich-and-ukraine-are-joined-at-the-hip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/golodomorkharkiv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GolodomorKharkiv</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lavra_kyiv.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T18:49:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2014/07/13/kept-secrets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mein-kampf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mein 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Nacht</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-16T22:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2013/12/06/munich-loves-you-or-the-world-city-with-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nebel_muenchen_2422009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nebel_muenchen_2422009</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/viktualienmarkt_munich_01_xlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>viktualienmarkt_munich_01_xlarge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/muenchen-winter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muenchen-winter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/munich-fog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munich Fog</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-06T19:11:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2013/11/27/historic-schelling-salon-steeped-in-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/schelling-salon-placard-1952.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schelling Salon Placard 1952</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/schelling-salon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schelling Salon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/schelling-salon-interior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schelling Salon Interior</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-28T07:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2013/11/23/bavariangerman-culture-tip-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/rechts-stehen-links-gehen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rechts stehen links gehen</image:title><image:caption>Time, order and discipline are the three pillars of German society</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-23T20:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2013/11/17/germany-lacks-grace-under-pressure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nazi-art1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looted Nazi art</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/witt-katarina-newheader1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WITT-Katarina-NewHeader</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T23:12:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/2013/11/16/the-center-of-the-world-is-germany/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/otto-von-bismarck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Otto-von-Bismarck</image:title><image:caption>The Iron Chancellor put Germany on the road to power. Photo: wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/map-of-30-years-war-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Map of 30 years war</image:title><image:caption>Germany was the battleground for the world's first world war</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/germany_world.gif</image:loc><image:title>Germany as center of the world</image:title><image:caption>Geographically Germany is in the middle. It may be socially as well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/directions_parking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BMW Welt, Munich</image:title><image:caption>Today Germany uses its economic muscle to influence decisions in Brussels, and the greater world</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bundesarchiv_bild_183-1987-1210-502_polen_stukas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stukas</image:title><image:caption>That power was sometimes misused, causing horrible damage to Europe and the world</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T09:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://laptopsandlederhosen.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-11-04T22:26:48+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
